Barney is a dinosaur
from our imagination
Punch his heart and he will fart
Upon the whole big nation

Barney comes to kick us
whenever we don't need it
Barney can be your friend too
but you must punch and kill him

I hate you, you hate me
We're a hateful Family
with a great big punch and a smack from me to you
don't you wish i lugged you too


Lame, i know.. oh well...